- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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