Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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