- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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