- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

i like tits

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.