- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Nice weather we're having.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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