There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Halo < COD

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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