What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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a ginger has a soul

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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