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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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