Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock knock go away

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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