Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

I have no ideas.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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