There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Woman's Rights

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

rose are red violets should be purple

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

I like hats XD!

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why was the man sad His son got raped

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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