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Not Steve Jobs

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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