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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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