Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Nothing yet CC

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Anti Joke

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