- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

sarah taylor

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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