- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

i like tits

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What did I do last night?work

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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