Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Toaster

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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this is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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