What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Come In!

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What is next?

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Where's my shotgun

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the asian kid gets an F

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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