Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Anti Joke

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