- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Society.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

I'm banging your sister.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Matt Damon

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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