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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

How old is your mom? Old.

the cast of the jersey shore

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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