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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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JEWS

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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