Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

The BCS

Men's Sports

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Women's rights...

mc hammers income.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

guess what chicken butt

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

hi michael

A disabled man walks into a bar.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Six million.

How many cows say moo? All of them

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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