- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Dancing Potatoe!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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