- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Priority parking for hybrid cars

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Good boy

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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