- Anti Joke

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

asian, do math

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.