Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I have a crush on my dad.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Smart Blondes

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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