What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

marshal sterio had sex

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

How much did the Holla Cost?

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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