your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A seal walks into a club.

What did the fish say? Moo

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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