- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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conrad profit

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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The cow went moo

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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