What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Stephen Walking.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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PENIS

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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pineapples

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Anti Joke

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