What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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since when?

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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