HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

I enjoy anal.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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