What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

whats your name? bumder:)

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

I enjoy anal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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