- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What's a small person? A midget

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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