- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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