- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

a potato flew around my room

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

0 + 0 = 0

Knock Knock. Come in.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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