- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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