- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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