I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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The Bible

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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