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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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penis

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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