i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

she wasn't 18

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

1 Jew XD

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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