A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Anti Joke

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