Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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