- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Penis penis poop butt

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Weiner

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

knock knock who's there police

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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