Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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