- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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