What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

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