What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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hot diggity dog

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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School

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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