What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Joay impistato is a fig

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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