- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Your mom.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

whats your name? bumder:)

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