Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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A black guy with his family.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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THE GAME

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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