How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Women's Sports

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Potato.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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