- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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