- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What's that in the road.... a-head?

whats brown? poop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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