- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

space is fun

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

My mom caught me masturbating.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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