Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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asian, do math

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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