Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

69

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Stephen Walking.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

69

A walrus walks into a bar

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...