How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Stephen Walking.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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