A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

who smells? •Liam

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Susie has Autism

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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