why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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a retard lost...

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Patriarchy.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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