Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Iggy Azalea

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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