- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What did I do last night?work

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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