what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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shea kisses a girl

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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