- Anti Joke

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.