why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

The Bible

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Meow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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