- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the fish say? Moo

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

my mom raped yerr foot

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Keep up the fun Nero!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

a man walks into horse bar

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Society.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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