So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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knock knock who's there police

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whats really hot the sun

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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...NO.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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