What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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this is a joke

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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