- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

YOLO MAH BROLO

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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