How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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thermodynamics?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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poo is yummy

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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