Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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