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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How did th-A fridge.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Farts smell bad!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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