Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How did th-A fridge.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Farts smell bad!

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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