- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

The weels on the bus go...flat

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Where's my shotgun

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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