you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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