- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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