Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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